clraft:

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

(via a-spider-from-mars)

I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.
A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
(via mcmexican)

(Source: insensiblenothingness, via ajubilatedlee)

(Source: stephenamlls, via bringthegirlwipethedebt)

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via gmdcx3)

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

image

(via gmdcx3)

bellecosby:

I’m sorry but Lupita Nyongo is the front cover of People’s 50 most beautiful list. You can hold all my calls for the rest of my life because you officially can’t tell me shit!

bellecosby:

I’m sorry but Lupita Nyongo is the front cover of People’s 50 most beautiful list. You can hold all my calls for the rest of my life because you officially can’t tell me shit!

(via offtocapecod)

// "hiring entry level positions"//

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

(via offtocapecod)

thirstfollower:

theycallme-dick:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

remember the guy who played Dustin in Zoey 101?

image

look at him now

image

and remember the guy who played Chase?

image

look at him now

image

remember the guy who played logan?

image

look at him now

image

how do you arrest weed??

(Source: the-amity-affucktion, via sokaitybehonest)

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

(via sokaitybehonest)

Natasha. 19. Canada.